This match will go down in my memory for a long time.  The rematch of red
dragon versus the muppets was long awaited...actually about twenty four hours.  
at the agreed time both clans showed up...four on four.  pings sucked and were
great.  "Some wore blue...some wore grey (red)"  but it wold not be the
confederacy's (uhh. red dragons) day.  Once the match started both teams seemed
a bit jittery.  rd players were hitting the wrong keys...animals mouse broke in
half, and fozzie wet himself and he wan't even playing.  statler jumped out
early after he found the repeating-tac-nuke gun.  after running out of live red
dragon tagets he moved on to killing fellow muppets to keep his score down. 
RD_rain froze up as waldorf bore down on him with one of those sour-cream guns
they have at taco-bell.  after a quick MCGuyver style repair of the mouse using
his chewing gum...animal got back into the action - opting for the original
wolfenstien pistol rather than the super nailgun and toast red dragons while
they screamed in german.  several rd taunts and complaints were answer swiftly
by rizzo's ICBM's (found in the secret room behind the blue armor)  waldorf was
gibbing rd's just so he could take a cool screenshot.  they appeared to be more
than glad to oblige them.  Then "POP!"  into the game comes tokay!  the dragons
are temporarily forgotten as muppets beat the living daylights out of him. 
rizzo's 17 axe-murders on tokay were enough to drive him from the server and
out of the match.  unfortunately for all...he left before anyone got a
screenshot :(  but near the end the dragons looked to make a comeback.  they
got a frag.  off of this small victory they rallyed with a telefrag and 2
successive non-deaths as well as countless rounds spent on the extremely tough
walls of the castle of the damned.  but the last minute charge was halted by
statler giving each dragon a solid kick to the groin with five built up quad
damages.  tnt, badger, rain, and redkiller felt like the ducks in duck hunt on
the easy level when you get up right next to the screen. final score 267-66. 
it is rumored that several red dragons sold thier computers and tokay starts
therapy tomorrow.
gonzo

weirdo-who-still-hasn't-figured-out-time-zones-and-can't-keep-the-girls-away,
reporting on that glorious, glorious match...
wish i'd been there    <8?)